But who can ever love a cyclops?

But who can ever love a cyclops?

AWKWARD!

AWKWARD!

Brenda’s always falling in love with strangers she passes on the street.

Brenda’s always falling in love with strangers she passes on the street.

Apparently the correct way to carry a dwarf on a stretcher is with its head directly in your crotch.

Apparently the correct way to carry a dwarf on a stretcher is with its head directly in your crotch.

And by unhappy, she means DEAD.

And by unhappy, she means DEAD.

Oh sweety, he’s WAY too pretty for you. But I bet he could help you pick out clothes and do your hair!

Oh sweety, he’s WAY too pretty for you. But I bet he could help you pick out clothes and do your hair!

And still struggling with the English language, too…

And still struggling with the English language, too…

AAAHHH! NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

AAAHHH! NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

But Bruce prefers to take his time…

But Bruce prefers to take his time…

Killing Robin in 1989 vs killing Robin in 2013.

God, I miss the ’80s…